This officially licensed A Christmas Story bamboo cutting board features the legendary leg lamp and the quote that launched a thousand holiday arguments: "It's a Major Award!" — laser-etched onto bamboo and ready to be the most talked-about thing in your kitchen.
Fra-gee-lay. It's Italian. And this cutting board is clearly a Major Award — the kind you didn't know you needed until it showed up and immediately became your most prized kitchen possession. Buddy the Elf has his quote. Ralphie has his lamp. And now you have both on a cutting board. Well, the lamp one. You get the idea.
✨ Features
- Officially licensed A Christmas Story design
- Laser-etched leg lamp with "It's a Major Award!" and the A Christmas Story logo — deeply, unapologetically iconic
- Bamboo: sturdy, knife-friendly, moisture-resistant
- Graphic side + blank reverse for the rare occasion you need to act normal
- Hand wash recommended
📐 Dimensions
13.75"L x 9.75"W | SKU: 22825 | UPC: 758606584522
🎄 Perfect For
- Die-hard A Christmas Story fans (you know TBS has the 24-hour marathon marked on your calendar)
- White elephant swaps where you actually want to win
- Holiday hostesses with a sense of humor
- Anyone who has ever pronounced "fragile" as "fra-gee-lay"
💛 Why You'll Love It
The leg lamp is a cultural icon. This board is functional. Together they are unstoppable. Display it. Use it. Let it spark a spirited kitchen debate about whether a leg lamp is truly art. That's the holiday experience we're selling here.
🎁 Gift Idea
The white elephant gift that causes a full-on steal war. Wrap it, label it "Major Award," and let chaos do the rest.
