This officially licensed A Christmas Story 5-pack ankle sock set features five bold designs celebrating the most iconic moments of the classic holiday film, sized for adults at sock size 9–11 and perfect for anyone whose Christmas playlist starts and ends with one movie.
Five pairs. Five legendary moments. Wear them all. 🧦✨
You don't just watch A Christmas Story — you are it. These ankle socks are proof.
🧦 The Five Designs
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A Christmas Story Logo Sock — Classic script, snowflakes, holiday charm. The one you wear when you want people to know exactly what kind of person you are before you even speak.
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Pink Nightmare Sock — Ralphie in the bunny suit. "PINK NIGHTMARE" in blue. Pure humiliation. Pure icon. Pure sock.
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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Sock — BB gun, stars, and the most famous warning in holiday film history. This sock is basically a mood board.
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It's a Major Award Sock — The leg lamp. Teal and red. Festive and unhinged. Exactly the right energy for December.
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Oh Fudge / Soap Connoisseur Sock — Ralphie getting his mouth washed out and the title he never asked for: Soap Connoisseur. Maroon and pink. Elite sock. Elite moment.
🎄 Perfect For
Holiday parties where you want people to ask about your socks, white elephant swaps where you actually want to win, or gifting to the person who has watched this movie consecutively since Thanksgiving.
❤️ Why You'll Love It
Five pairs, five iconic scenes, zero filler. Low-cut ankle style slides under any shoe — so the only time anyone sees them is when you decide they should.
🎁 Send It
Already a complete gift on its own. Wrap it, bag it, or just hand it over with zero apology. Honestly? They're going to love you for it.
📦 Product Details
- Officially licensed A Christmas Story merchandise
- Adult Sock Size 9–11
- Fits Men's Shoe Size 5–8 | Fits Women's Shoe Size 5–10
- 5-pack ankle socks
- SKU: 76299 | UPC: 693186762994
- Material: 98% Polyester, 2% Spandex