Soap Connoisseur is an officially licensed Department 56 A Christmas Story Village figurine for village collectors and A Christmas Story fans, recreating the famous scene where Ralphie gets his mouth washed out with soap.
Ralphie said the word. THE word. The queen-mother of dirty words. And Mother responded the only way a 1940s parent knew how: with a bar of soap and zero hesitation. Lifebuoy was awful. Lux was a little better. And Ralphie walked away with a refined palate nobody asked for. This hand-painted piece captures the moment our hero became a reluctant expert in suds.
📏 Details & Dimensions
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Dimensions: 2.75" x 1.25" x 1.75"
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Material: Hand-painted resin
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Scene: Ralphie getting his mouth washed out with soap
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Licensing: Officially licensed A Christmas Story Village piece by Department 56
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Care: For indoor, decorative use only; do not lick (we mean it this time)
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Item #: 6003305
🧼 Actions, Meet Consequences
Start with Oh, Fudge! for the crime, end with Soap Connoisseur for the sentence, and set the whole thing at Ralphie's House. Justice, served.
🎯 Perfect For
- Collectors who want the full flat-tire saga, start to soapy finish
- Anyone whose mom had a bar of soap and wasn't afraid to use it
- Village displays with a sense of humor
- The fan who can name every soap Ralphie tasted
🔥 Why You'll Love It
It's the most relatable punishment in Christmas movie history, now in miniature. Small figure, strong aftertaste.
🎁 Gift Idea
Give it to the person in your life who could use a little soap themselves. Lovingly, of course.
📦 Shipping
Ships from our warehouse in North Olmsted, Ohio, right outside Cleveland. Orders of $75 or more ship free (48 contiguous US states); the shipping page has the details. Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery, and holiday orders placed November 1–December 31 can be returned through January 30.
