{"product_id":"hallmark-family-controversy-ornament-from-a-christmas-story","title":"Hallmark Family Controversy Ornament from A Christmas Story","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis Hallmark Family Controversy ornament is a licensed Christmas movie collectible designed for fans of classic holiday comedy, perfect for funny Christmas trees, nostalgic decorating, and proudly displaying a world-famous major award.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome families pass down heirlooms.\u003cbr\u003eThe Parker family passed down trauma and a fishnet lamp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis officially licensed Hallmark Keepsake ornament captures The Old Man mid-protection-mode as he clutches the legendary Leg Lamp like civilization itself depends on it. His expression says everything: fear, determination, and absolute refusal to let anybody touch his precious major award.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHonestly, this ornament belongs front and center on the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e✨ Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Hallmark Keepsake ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLicensed \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures The Old Man with the iconic Leg Lamp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed sculpted holiday design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes hanging loop for display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtist-crafted collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of classic Christmas comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHallmark ornament collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeg Lamp enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny holiday décor setups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who immediately yells “FRAGILE!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e❤️ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne of the most legendary Christmas movie moments ever made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEqual parts festive and aggressively protective\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect conversation-starting ornament for movie fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎄 Holiday Mood\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe soft glow of electric sex in the window… now hanging directly on your tree.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hallmark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51394957246759,"sku":"06190","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/hallmark-keepsake-christmas-story-family-controversy-old-man-leg-lamp.jpg?v=1778780425","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/hallmark-family-controversy-ornament-from-a-christmas-story","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}