{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-triple-dog-dare-glass-ornament","title":"A Christmas Story \"I Triple Dog Dare Ya\" Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis officially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e glass ornament features the iconic \"I Triple Dog Dare Ya\" flagpole scene and is designed for fans of the classic holiday film, perfect for adding bold personality to your Christmas tree or giving as a gift that actually gets a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e👅 \u003cstrong\u003eOh, You're Hanging This One Front and Center\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLet's be honest — your tree needed a main character. Flick's tongue, the frozen flagpole, and the dare heard 'round the neighborhood. This ornament doesn't blend in. It shows up, steals the spotlight, and absolutely does not apologize for it. Just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e collectible ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eManufacturer: Starfire Prints™\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTM \u0026amp; © Turner Entertainment Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3.5\" round glass ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFull-color photo scene print — \"I Triple Dog Dare Ya\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlue snowflake border design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes hanging cord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSKU: SPCIR408\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e fans who are not subtle about it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe person who decorates their tree with personality, not Pinterest boards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite elephant gifts that actually win\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who has ever triple dog dared someone (or been dared)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHoliday chaos in the best possible way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e💅 \u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's glass. It's licensed. It's iconic. And it will absolutely start a conversation at every holiday party you host. Gift it, keep it, fight over it — we support all outcomes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eGift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou already know exactly who needs this. Buy two. Keep one for yourself. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starfire Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51414423273767,"sku":"SPCIR408","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/triple-dog-dare-christmas-story-ornament.jpg?v=1779294555","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-triple-dog-dare-glass-ornament","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}