{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-shoot-your-eye-out-glass-ornament","title":"A Christmas Story \"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out\" Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis officially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e glass ornament features the iconic \"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid\" quote and is designed for fans of the classic holiday film, perfect for making a bold statement on the Christmas tree or gifting to someone with serious movie taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e👀 \u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler: He Did Not Shoot His Eye Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBut the warning lives on — immortalized on this glass ornament and ready to claim its spot as the main character of your Christmas tree. Ralphie. The BB gun. The dream. The adults who absolutely did not get it. This ornament gets it. And so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e collectible ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eManufacturer: Starfire Prints™\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTM \u0026amp; © Turner Entertainment Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3.5\" round glass ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFull-color photo print featuring Ralphie with his Red Ryder BB Gun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold \"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid\" graphic text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes hanging cord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSKU: SPCIR508\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e fans who are not subtle about their holiday décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe person whose tree has personality, not just matching bulbs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGift exchanges where you actually want to win\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who has ever wanted something so badly they could taste it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePairing with the Triple Dog Dare ornament for full \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e💅 \u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's licensed. It's iconic. It's got Ralphie mid-aim and zero apologies about it. Hang it front and center, gift it with confidence, or keep it for yourself — all three are correct answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eGift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou already know exactly who needs this on their tree. Buy it. Wrap it. Watch their face. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starfire Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51414422520103,"sku":"SPCIR508","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/a-christmas-story-shoot-your-eye-out-glass-ornament.webp?v=1779300930","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-shoot-your-eye-out-glass-ornament","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}