{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-oh-fudge-broken-glasses-mens-lounge-pants","title":"A Christmas Story Oh Fudge Broken Glasses Men's Lounge Pants","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThese officially licensed A Christmas Story men's lounge pants feature a bold all-over print of Ralphie's legendary \"Oh Fudge!\" moment and his signature broken glasses on a vivid green background — available in a variety of adult sizes and built for anyone who considers December 25th a full loungewear occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\"Oh Fudge.\" All over your pants. Exactly as it should be. 🧦✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the pair for people who don't just watch \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e — they \u003cem\u003elive\u003c\/em\u003e it. Ralphie's face, his glasses in pieces, and the quote that launched a thousand Christmas morning retellings, scattered across green stretch fabric from waistband to ankle. No notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRalphie in full \"Oh Fudge!\" mode — his face, the badge, the broken glasses — repeating across a bold green background with snowflake accents and the \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e script in red. Chaotic. Festive. Completely intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e92% polyester, 8% spandex — smooth, stretchy, and built for maximum couch performance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eElastic drawstring waistband that adjusts to your exact holiday comfort zone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSide pockets because nowhere to put your hands is genuinely unacceptable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low — easy care, no excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in a variety of adult sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnyone who has ever dropped something, said \"oh fudge,\" and immediately thought of Ralphie. Which is everyone. Gift accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePair It Up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAlready have the leg lamp lounge pants? These are the obvious next move. Build the collection. Commit to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e merchandise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCare: Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low — Do Not Bleach\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in a variety of adult sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wasatch","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":51733035843879,"sku":"37569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":51733035876647,"sku":"37570","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":51733035909415,"sku":"37571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":51733035942183,"sku":"37572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/oh-fudge-ralphie-a-christmas-story-sleep-lounge-mens-pants.webp?v=1785265251","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-oh-fudge-broken-glasses-mens-lounge-pants","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}