{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-mens-leg-lamp-lounge-pants","title":"A Christmas Story Men's Leg Lamp Lounge Pants","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThese officially licensed A Christmas Story men's lounge pants feature a vibrant leg lamp all-over print on a bold green background, made from soft polyester fleece and available in a variety of adult sizes — the ultimate Christmas gift for anyone who takes their holiday loungewear seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLeg lamp. Everywhere. All over your pants. You're welcome. 🧦✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis isn't just sleepwear — it's a statement. A fleece-wrapped, drawstring-adjusted, button-fly declaration that \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e lives rent-free in your heart and now, aggressively, on your legs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLeg lamps in full golden glory, scattered across vivid green fleece alongside the classic \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e script, festive wreaths, mistletoe, and Santa faces. Every inch covered. No empty space. Maximum holiday commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% polyester fleece — warm, soft, and built for surviving the entire holiday season horizontal on a couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e1.5-inch elastic waistband with a red adjustable drawstring because comfort is non-negotiable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eButton fly — functional, festive, and somehow still classy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low — because nobody has time for dry clean only in December\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in a variety of adult sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnyone whose holiday uniform involves a couch, a remote, and \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e on a loop. Also: white elephant gold, genuinely excellent gift energy, and men who appreciate a pant with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGive Them the Gift of Not Wearing Regular Pants\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBox it. Bag it. Just get it to them before Christmas morning — that's when these are really meant to shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e merchandise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: 100% Polyester Fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCare: Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low — Do Not Bleach or Iron\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in a variety of adult sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wasatch","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":51732863582503,"sku":"16032","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":51732863615271,"sku":"16033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":51732863648039,"sku":"16034","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/green-a-christmas-story-leg-lamp-sleep-lounge-pants.webp?v=1785263142","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-mens-leg-lamp-lounge-pants","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}