{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-mens-crew-socks-3-pack","title":"A Christmas Story Men's Crew Socks 3-Pack","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis officially licensed A Christmas Story men's crew socks 3-pack features iconic characters and quotes from the classic holiday film, designed for adult men wearing sizes 9–11 and ideal for Christmas gifting, holiday parties, or anyone who takes their sock game seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThree socks. One legendary movie. Zero regrets. 🧦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou already know every line. You've watched it at least seventeen times. Now wear it on your feet and let \u003cem\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e in the room know exactly where your holiday loyalties stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🧦 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Lineup\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlue Leg Lamp Sock\u003c\/strong\u003e — The Old Man and his prized \"Major Award\" in full glory. Iconic, unhinged, and absolutely non-negotiable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed Ralphie Sock\u003c\/strong\u003e — The bespectacled dreamer himself, scattered across red and green, snowflake-certified and full main-character energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLight Blue BB Gun Sock\u003c\/strong\u003e — Target. BB gun. \"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!\" printed right in. This sock does not miss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHoliday parties where you want to be the most interesting person in the room, white elephant exchanges you actually want to win, or gifting to whoever already owns the leg lamp nightlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e❤️ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThree pairs, three moods, all certified \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e chaos. Soft, stretchy, and built to survive the entire holiday season — because suffering through dry scratchy socks is not the Christmas spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGift It Already\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStocking stuffer? Obviously. \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\"? Even better. Wrap it. Ship it. Just send it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e merchandise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMen's Sock Size 9–11\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3-pack includes: Blue Leg Lamp, Red Ralphie, and Light Blue BB Gun designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSKU: 45364 | UPC: 840161453648\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaterial: 96% Polyester, 2% Spandex, 2% Other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wasatch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51732073840935,"sku":"45364","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/a-christmas-story-mens-movie-inspired-design-3-pack-crew-socks.webp?v=1785249293","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-mens-crew-socks-3-pack","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}