{"product_id":"a-christmas-story-its-a-major-award-leg-lamp-bamboo-cutting-board","title":"A Christmas Story \"It's a Major Award!\" Leg Lamp Bamboo Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis officially licensed A Christmas Story bamboo cutting board features the legendary leg lamp and the quote that launched a thousand holiday arguments: \"It's a Major Award!\" — laser-etched onto bamboo and ready to be the most talked-about thing in your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFra-gee-lay. It's Italian. And this cutting board is clearly a Major Award — the kind you didn't know you needed until it showed up and immediately became your most prized kitchen possession. Buddy the Elf has his quote. Ralphie has his lamp. And now you have both on a cutting board. Well, the lamp one. You get the idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOfficially licensed A Christmas Story design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLaser-etched leg lamp with \"It's a Major Award!\" and the A Christmas Story logo — deeply, unapologetically iconic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBamboo: sturdy, knife-friendly, moisture-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGraphic side + blank reverse for the rare occasion you need to act normal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e13.75\"L x 9.75\"W | SKU: 22825 | UPC: 758606584522\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDie-hard A Christmas Story fans (you know TBS has the 24-hour marathon marked on your calendar)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite elephant swaps where you actually want to win\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHoliday hostesses with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who has ever pronounced \"fragile\" as \"fra-gee-lay\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e💛 \u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe leg lamp is a cultural icon. This board is functional. Together they are unstoppable. Display it. Use it. Let it spark a spirited kitchen debate about whether a leg lamp is truly art. That's the holiday experience we're selling here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGift Idea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe white elephant gift that causes a full-on steal war. Wrap it, label it \"Major Award,\" and let chaos do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spoontiques","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51862433792295,"sku":"22825","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/4452\/6119\/files\/christmas-story-leg-lamp-major-award-bamboo-cutting-board.webp?v=1786481636","url":"https:\/\/clevelandstreetnovelties.com\/products\/a-christmas-story-its-a-major-award-leg-lamp-bamboo-cutting-board","provider":"Cleveland Street Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}